It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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