Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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