Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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