her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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