She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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