NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
