I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
