I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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