My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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