I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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