Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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