Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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