Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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