you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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