what day is it and did you see me today?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
