Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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