All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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