Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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