Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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