I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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