let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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