grandma shit on top of the toilet
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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