I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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