I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
only if we run a train.
done.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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