He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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