It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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