i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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