I can text with my tongue
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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