Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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