Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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