i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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