Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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