so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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