Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
