I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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