i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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