now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I can text with my tongue
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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