Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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