I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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