the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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