I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My breasts were aching with rage.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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