and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
