She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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