your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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