that's an acceptable place to lick
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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