So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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