im drinking this country out of the recession.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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