Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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