But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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