the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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