Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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