she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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