a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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