i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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