i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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